chekhov:

In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know

She read some examples

The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”

The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”

did you plant any melons? that looks like watermelon to me!!!!!

no! i haven’t planted melons before, and we haven’t had any melon we’ve composted either

i don’t know what this plant is, but it’s growing in my garden

it could be a tree or a weed or one of the seeds i planted last season