bRo WhIlE yOuRe StRaIgHtEnInG uP fRoM yOuR sTuMbLe
I’vE gOnE aNd ToOk ThE bAlL fRoM yOu On ThAt FuMbLe
AnD iF i CaN gEt ThIs OuT wHiLe TaKiNg No VeRbAl TuMbLe
I gOt SoMeThInG tO sHaRe WhAt’S mAkInG mE fEeL kInDa HuMbLe
AnD mAn I kNoW oUr SlAmS aRe AbOuT fUn AnD sHiT
aNd ThEy’Re AlWaYs GoNnA bE bUt RiGhT nOw I’vE gOt To UsE iT
tO sAy SoMeThInG tHaT i’Ve BeEn FeElInG fOr A lOnG
tImE nOw, BuT fIgUrEd It WaS bEsT gOt OuT lIkE iN a SoNg
BrO i’Ve KnOwN yOu FoR aS lOnG aS i KnOw
AnD tHeRe’S fUcKiNg NoThInG i WoUlDn’T dO fOr YoU aNd I kNoW tHaT yOu KnOw
ThAt I’m ThAt WaY aNd I’m PrEtTy SuRe YoU aRe ToO
sO gIvE a MoMeNt Of ThOuGhT aT wHaT i’M pRoPoSiNg To YoU
tHeRe AiN’t NoBoDy OtHeR tHaN yOu WhAt I mIgHt EvEn TrUsT mOrE
cAuSe WhEn I gEt My BlOoD bOiLiNg YoU’rE aLwAyS oN mY sHoRe
CaLmInG tHe WaTeRs AnD sEtTiNg ShIt RiGhT
aNd If It WeReN’t FoR yOu BrO dOn’T kNoW hOw I’d SlEeP iN dAyLiGhT
nEvEr KnOwInG wHeN iF i WaS gOnNa Go PsYcHoPaTh
AnD nExT dAy LaUgHsSaSsInAtE wHoEvEr CrOsSeS mY pAtH
i DoN’t SnAp OfTeN bUt MoThErFuCk WhEn I dO
tHeRe’S nObOdY iN tHe WoRlD wHaT cAn ChIlL mE bUt YoU
aNd BrOtHeR yOu KnOw If YoU eVeR fUcKiNg NeEd Me
I’d Be By YoUr SiDe BeFoRe YoU cOuLd CoUnT uP aT tHrEe
AnD i’D dO sHiT fOr YoU wHaTeVeR iT bE
aS lOnG aS iT wOuLd FuCkInG kEeP yOu HaPpY
sO i DoNt KnOw HoW yOu’Ll TaKe ThIs BuT i’M hOpInG iT’lL bE gOoD
aNd WhAtEvEr It Is BrO, i HaD tO kNoW hOw YoU sToOd
HeRe’S mY lEtTeR, lIkE aS yOu CaN sTiCk In ThE mAiL
wItH oNe Of ThOsE rEd FlApPy DoOdAdS sTaNdInG uP lIkE a SaIl
CaUsE rEd’S wHaT i’M fEeLiNg, SuRe As WiNnErS dOn’T fAiL
aNd SpEcIfIcAlLy ThAt KiNd Of ReD wHaT lOoKs KiNdA pAlE
sO i’M aSkInG yOu BrO iF yOu’D bE mY ‘rAiL
bRo?
BrOtHeR?
aWw, FuCk, SoRrY…
nO, iT’S OKAY, gAMZEE, i MEAN IT’S REALLY
uHHH,
i MEAN,
i GUESS MAYBE,
mAYBE YOUR METEOR DID KNOCK ME FLAT,
aND i HAD TO GET MY BREATH BACK, tO FIGURE OUT HOW TO REPLY TO THAT,
bUT, tHOUGH YOUR METEOR MIGHT HAVE RAISED THE FLAMES THROUGH THE ROOF,
i TOLD YOU ONCE, aND WILL TELL YOU AGAIN, tHAT i’M FUCKING FIREPROOF,
sO AS FOR WHAT YOU’RE PROPOSING, i’VE GOT TO SAY,
tHAT BROTHER, i’D DO THAT FOR YOU ANY DAY,
bECAUSE WE WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER,
tHE PALEST OF BROTHERS,
aND i WOULDN’T EVEN CONSIDER ANOTHER,
cAUSE TO BE HONEST, i’M KIND OF SCARED OF WHAT i’D HAVE TO BECOME,
bEFORE i COULD BECOME A GOOD ‘RAIL FOR SOMEONE,
bECAUSE, i’M NOT THE KIND THAT CAN HANDLE THE ANGER,
tHAT MOST VIOLET BLOODS CAN LEVEL AT ANY OLD STRANGER,
bUT WITH YOU gAMZEE, nO, i’VE NEVER BEEN SCARED,
iF IT’S YOU BY MY SIDE, tHEN i’M ALWAYS PREPARED,
tO FACE ANYTHING THAT STANDS IN MY WAY,
aND IT’S ALSO YOU WHO LETS ME SLEEP IN THE DAY,
sO WHETHER WE’RE ‘RAILS OR NOT, pALE OR NOT,
i’D HELP YOU OUT, wITH ALL i GOT,
lIGHT OR DARK, cOLD OR HOT,
aND IF YOU HADN’T ASKED FIRST, i’D HAVE ASKED YOU TO GIVE ME A SHOT,
aND BRO, mY DOODAD’S FLAPPING, gOT YOUR LETTER IN THE MAIL,
aND i’M SENDING ONE BACK SAYING, fUCK YES, i’LL BE YOUR MOIRAIL,