riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
it was 104 yesterday and today it’s overcast
i wanna go to the beach sooo bad
Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket
Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school
Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*
"So how’s school?"