flabbey:

losing power in five nights at freddy’s

image

ogrin:

kerink:

damedanbo:

where is the danbo

right here! right on this post!

thanks keri now i got em *sprays n00b-b-gone on this post*

*even through my tears i calmly lay danbo’s corpse on the ground* i will avenge you *i whisper softly as i get up* *i draw my sword, it’s a mix of kamina’s and inuyasha’s but the fur is black and red* *it was given to me by my father, ryuk the shinigami, before i came to the human world to train* john! you have slain my friend and now you must suffer *i give a sad but evil smile and my teeth have changed from normal teeth to demon teeth* *also when my teeth change i get wolf ears and a cat tail* *both of them are black and red like my sword and my eyes turn red* *yelling* FOR DANBO! *i jump into the air so high the sun blocks me out, like how naruto jumps in most of the opening credit reels* *i hit you with my sword and get blood on my face* *i lick it off with my long demon tongue* pathetic.

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that

boom. chapter one of my counseling textbook. in the list of qualities that make a good therapist: “they are sensitive to the unique differences arising out of social class, race, sexual orientation, and gender”

this is gonna be a good class

damedanbo:

where is the danbo

right here! right on this post!

[LAYS ACROSS THE TABLE IN LINGERI

p-pics or it didnt happen

when text books have a preface and an introduction

[SEDUCES HARDER]

h-hey there sexy when d-did you get here

[seduces]

sh-shit f-fuck *sweating*