hachi-ko:

barnybarton:

just spent 67 dollars on clothes someone help me

The only solution is to buy more clothes

make it an even 100

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

it was 104 yesterday and today it’s overcast

same always its been actually sunny here but the beach is like 500 miles away and nobody wanted to go there ill never be a mermaid again

makes grabby hands at

i wanna go to the beach sooo bad

eugh

sexhaver:

westindians:

R.I.P. the actual meaning of the word “aesthetics” 

the way this website uses “aesthetics” is 100% in line with the dictionary definition, what’s the weather like up there on your high horse

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"